As women, we have to deal with a lot of shit every day. This ranges from men trying to tell us what we can't do (just shut up already) to people generally pissing us off just by being themselves.
Of course, we can't lose our cool in public — what with the whole "ladylike" thing following us everywhere we go — but we can show them just how much we DON'T care.
My personal favorite is pretending someone doesn't exist when they piss me off; I haven’t figured out how to snap my fingers to make them disappear yet, but I'll get there.
Another thing I know for a fact women love to do is to keep doing whatever it is that pisses someone else off ... Because we CAN.
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Let's be real for a minute, though: We try to tolerate things, we really do. But if we have to see other people's annoying faces every single day for a week when we are just NOT in the mood, chances are someone's going to crack (hint: it's me).
I mean c'mon ... You're telling me you didn't see that sarcastic comment coming? You're lying to yourself, buddy.
So we gathered up our favorite funny (and SUPER sarcastic) quotes because honestly, we just don't give a damn anymore.
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